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🔍 Local SEO Audit

Find Out Why Customers
Can’t Find Your
Restaurant Online

A complete analysis of your restaurant’s presence on Google, Yelp, TripAdvisor, Apple Maps, and more — with a clear, prioritized action plan you can start using immediately.

7 platforms analyzed
5 day turnaround
25+ years experience
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One-Time Service

Local SEO Audit

$279 one-time
⚡ Delivered within 5 business days
  • Google Business Profile analysis
  • Yelp & TripAdvisor scorecard
  • Apple Maps & Facebook review
  • Website local SEO check
  • 1-competitor comparison
  • Prioritized Quick Wins list
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🔒 Secure checkout via Stripe • No subscription
The Deliverable

A Report That Actually
Tells You What to Do

No vague suggestions. No marketing jargon. Just a clear, specific breakdown of what’s hurting your visibility — and exactly what to fix first.

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Platform Scorecards

Every major platform graded and annotated — what’s complete, what’s missing, what’s actively hurting you with letter grades and specific fixes.

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Competitor Comparison

See exactly how 1 nearby competitor is showing up online versus you — and what they’re doing that you aren’t.

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Quick Wins List

The 5–10 highest-impact changes you can make right now, ranked by how fast they’ll move the needle. Most take 30 minutes or less.

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Google Maps Deep Dive

Your Google Business Profile analyzed in detail — categories, attributes, photos, reviews, Q&A, posts — everything that affects your map ranking.

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Review Strategy Tips

How your review volume, recency, and responses are affecting your ranking — and what to do about it without annoying your guests.

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Website SEO Check

A review of your website’s local SEO signals — NAP consistency, schema markup, mobile performance — and what to prioritize.

The Process

Simple. Fast. Actionable.

1

Order & Pay

Secure checkout via Stripe. Takes about 60 seconds.

2

Fill Out the Intake Form

You’ll receive a short form asking for your restaurant’s links — Google Maps, Yelp, website, competitors. Takes 5 minutes.

3

I Do the Work

I analyze every platform and put together your complete report. No AI summaries — this is hands-on expert analysis.

4

You Get Your Report

Your full audit delivered within 5 business days, with everything you need to start improving your visibility immediately.

What I Analyze

Every Platform That
Drives Local Discovery

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Google Business Profile

Your most important local SEO asset. I check everything that affects your map ranking.

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Yelp

Profile completeness, review management, category accuracy, and photo quality.

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TripAdvisor

Ranking factors, listing quality, and opportunities competitors are missing.

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Apple Maps

Often overlooked. Checked for accuracy, completeness, and consistency with other listings.

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Facebook Business

If you have a page: optimization, review presence, and visibility signals. No page? That’s flagged as a gap.

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Your Website

If you have one: local SEO signals, NAP consistency, and mobile performance. No website? That gets flagged as a priority gap.

Who This Is For

This Audit Is Built for
Independent Restaurants

  • ✓You know your food is great but you’re not showing up when people search nearby
  • ✓Your Google Business Profile has been set up once and never touched since
  • ✓You’re not sure whether your Yelp, TripAdvisor, and Apple Maps listings are even accurate
  • ✓A competitor down the street seems to show up everywhere and you can’t figure out why
  • ✓You don’t have time to figure out SEO yourself — you just want someone to tell you what to fix
  • ✓You want to start improving your marketing without a big monthly commitment
Most restaurants I audit have the same 5 problems. None of them are hard to fix. They just need someone to point them out.
Derek Kirk • The Restaurant Nerd • 20+ years in restaurant marketing
Derek Kirk — The Restaurant Nerd
Who’s Doing the Work

This Isn’t a Software Report.
It’s Expert Analysis.

I’m Derek Kirk — a restaurant marketing consultant with 20+ years of VP-level experience at national brands including Smokey Bones, Olive Garden, and Hurricane Grill & Wings. I hold an MBA from Wharton and have spent my career helping restaurants grow smarter.

Every audit I deliver is researched and written by me, not generated by a tool. You’re getting the same level of analysis I’ve delivered to brands with hundreds of locations — applied specifically to your restaurant.

Wharton MBA 20+ Years Experience VP-Level Background Nashville Based

Ready to Find Out Where
You Stand?

$279. Five business days. A clear picture of your online visibility and exactly what to fix first.

Order Your SEO Audit — $279 →
Secure checkout via Stripe • No subscription • Questions? [email protected]

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